Bandera 100k: The Battle of Jeff and his Expeller-Pressed Legs

Bandera 100k: The Battle of Jeff and his Expeller-Pressed Legs

My day racing the Bandera 100k can be broken down into the following three parts:

  1. The first 7 miles where I ran intermittently with other humans

  2. The next 20 miles where I realized I’d been describing the route as “circuitous” for weeks, but wildly mispronouncing it

  3. The final 33 miles when I kept trying to figure out how “expeller pressed olive oil” is made. I wasn’t sure what that really meant, but I was, and remain, fully convinced my legs were “expeller pressed”

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Megafauna, Naked Women, and Bloodthirsty Vegetation: An FKT on the Lost Coast Trail

Megafauna, Naked Women, and Bloodthirsty Vegetation: An FKT on the Lost Coast Trail

Two naked women came sprinting across the sand towards me. They were clad in nothing but American flag hats, dollar store sunglasses, mardi gras beads, and one, a giant fur coat flowing in the wind. Dana handed me a plastic pineapple filled with hydration mix. I sipped out of the frilly green bendy straw and stripped the pack off my sweaty back. Jordan tossed me a fresh handheld bottle as I looked up at a weathered plywood sign locals had posted where beach meets road: “DANGER LIVES LOST HERE.”

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An Ode to Human-Powered Commuting

An Ode to Human-Powered Commuting

I don’t know whether it was the rain or my alarm that woke me up. A northern-California-coast deluge came slamming down on the thin-roofed garage that I lived in. Well, I lived in my van, parked inside the garage (I convinced myself it was a “cute apartment”). It was 5:30am and I was smothered in blankets hiding from the cold in my unheated van. Tired but excited, I heaved my rusting sliding door open and hopped out into the cavernous, chilly, musty garage. The icy concrete floor was startling on my naked feet. I was soon dressed, donned my running pack, and set off into the pre-dawn solitude and rain. Guided by my headlight’s glow, I began my seven-mile run-commute under the watchful eyes of a few massive redwood trees.

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Summer in the Selway-Bitterroot

Summer in the Selway-Bitterroot

For six days, the only fresh tracks we saw on the trail were those left by a family of wolves. The disconcertingly large imprints in the dusty trail easily obscured any old boot prints lingering in the dirt. The trail undulated sinuously over the rumpled mountain landscape, a bright line through a recently burned forest. The single track crested a rise before dropping steeply into a lake basin. The lake was broad and brilliantly blue, mirroring the cloudless sky. This drop of subalpine water tucked itself snugly into a deep wrinkle of mountain, a teardrop amongst the rugged hills. The scars of old forest fire surrounded the lake, lending to the landscape the image of uneven stubble on a weathered face. 

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Thighs of Fire, Pocket Pizza, and Other Tales from 100 Mountain Miles

Thighs of Fire, Pocket Pizza, and Other Tales from 100 Mountain Miles

The sun smoldered low on the horizon, throwing wild shades of orange and pink in sherbet layers over folds of mountains. I snapped a quick, blurry photo of the view across the valley, giggled in delirious delight, and put a single earbud in. Kesha started bumping a laser-fueled dance party in my head and my legs finally responded after 66 miles of deadening soreness. I rolled down the ATV track into the South Crestline aid station, mile 68 of the 102.9 mile long Idaho Mountain Trail Ultra Festival (IMTUF) 100.

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